One friday night..

Stranger things have happened before but here is a really good reason for guys not to pick chicks up when they're mashed to the tits:

There were 7 of us...three guys and 4 chicks including me. We walked into Finny's and I immediately noticed this bad shaped dude with a silly smirk on his face leering at me. Now, mind you, I am not the type to check the room out at clubs even though I club every single weekend. This dude...his smirk was just too silly to miss and I'm not sure bout everyone else, but I hate bein leered at.

Ok...whilst the rest of em were busy deciding which alcohol shall have the pleasure of conducting further damage to their liver, the three of us girls were standing with our backs faced to the bad shaped dude. I started getting reeeeealy uncomfortable,like as if he's undressing us with his eyes...so I pushed the girls to stand closer to the guys in our group, hoping that the bad shaped dude would notice that we HAVE company and buzz off.

NOOO....The moment we moved closer to the rest of the group, he immediately came over and introduced himself...asking me if I would like some JD or whatever. In my best "buzz off ya perv" voice, I sweetly dismissed him off. So, off he went, with his tail tucked between his legs....as he promptly returned his bottle for custody.

Now, what I dont understand is this. If guys are out there to pick up chicks, wouldn't it be wiser to do that while your completely sober so you wouldnt say something silly and your horniness wouldn't be so obviously plastered on your face? On the very same night, I got this line from another strange dude ,"Hi my name's xxx. This is comming from a *sober* guy, you have really beautiful boobs". WHAT THE FARK??!!

I need to learn how to just smack em silly.

Aaaaghhh!