People in my life-The confessions of a boatman

My name's Din. I'm ugly,old,unmarried,dead broke and have bad teeth.All I've got is my dignity,which I protect with a vengence.And this means not comming on to chicks half my age.This means I am shy and reserved,observing from the sidelines.Because of this I sit quietly whilst I see the party unfolds into a rowdy uproar.

Oh,to be you my friend.Smile because sunrise will set upon your hopeful face once again...